The day Shun lost his...

... DIGNITY.

What were you thinking?

From time to time, it's safe to say that shit happens. And on this particular day, the metaphorical shit dumped itself on one unsuspecting Shun Lu in the form of a Janice Chen. After much constant nagging that caused intense internal bleeding of the ears and the infections the size of a cantaloupe, I finally broke away Shun's defences... namely he finally agreed to doing it in the ear.

...you wish.

But death comes in a variety of sizes and gay designs...

Like your basic colours...

The more sombre shades of emo...

The stripy and negro...

So after much decisions and indecisions, he grabbed a bag and ran for the counter.... paid and shamefully left Cunt-tree Road. His expression was a mixture of emotions. Most would say he had the face of a man that got sodomised.

Looks pretty happy for a butt rape victim...
"Fuck..."

It wasn't even on sale...

It wasn't until 10 minutes later, that he realised that item was filed under female accessories. So to help ease him into this position of weird half boy half girlness... we employ the help of headbands.

I am being such a butt pirate to him...
Happy 8 months :)

Well finally after a day of torture and feeling like he's carrying giant black penis beneath his arm, we came back to Glenny Station where Shun was eagerly eyeing a bin and wondering if I'd fit.

Needless to say, like all those sodomised by a CR bag, you get used to it really quickly. Then you go out and whore your friends to get them.

Rickrolled.

<3>

About 10 mins after posting...

shun[fork]think that janice kid is pretty leet says:
*OMG
*i got rickrolled
† I z z y s p o o n Guylian guylian guylian <3>