Let's just sit and talk...!

Why yes that is a giant pile of white chocolate. HA..that's a lie, it's a glob of Mayo~~>=]

The topic of the day is the healthy selection of foods available in the supermarkets these days. What can't you find? Actually that is a lie too... here I shall cryptically paste the extract that forms the content of today's focus..

"...behold as we press onwards towards our steadfast task. There shall be no sissy exits such as "Let's just sit and talk..." Sitting and talking is for the weak. We are by no means, weak. Here we are comrades in seeking the Holy Grail of life.

We will not falter as we face the decision of what to do in the face of hardship. The lack of appropriate equipment shall not deter us from the sordid glory that awaits the completion of the task. And that was when you took the lead, gave your hand to the devil while the other busied itself with soothing the spirit.

As you followed the recipe of disaster, we locked eyes and wondered if it was for the better or the worse. Laughter was cautious and amusement covered the taboo of the act. Surely you squeeze the lemons first? No matter, the ingredients were added in a fervent speed, mixed to perfection and warmed by far from gentle hands.

A curious examination of the product induced nothing more than a blush. What was done was done, but you could have at least used a dish or bowel of some sort... stains are hard to remove you know.

So how was your first time at making your own mayo then smearing it all over someone's canvas of skin?...Seriously you should have squeezed the lemons first... "

I'll just leave this here and let you interpret it however you want. The clean up to say the least was not a chore. No lemons were harmed in the production process.

May all lemon trees rejoice. <3

Genius.

They even come in tubes these days XD

All relavent picures taken from the wide hole of the internet and may their copyrighters not sue me off my ass. =]