Banana top skirts ...

Hurray for my non-existent sense of creativity.

If the title sounds familiar, it's only because I've been listening to a song that inspired it. I am so epic lame.

Lately I've been noticing... after going out for dinners on too many occasions and having the same crap all the time. Oysters look like certain things. But that's probably because I've been hanging around Dramatica too much. It also happens, when I google that place, it's the second link... surprisingly.

Anyways, there's nothing substantial in this entry... cept I hate you. YES YOU!

You, happen to be that @(#% moron on the tram, that takes up TWO seats in one go. Observe.

That's quite the douche behaviour.

And I'm only stalking because it was so unnecessary and I was standing the whole time, while this guy was leisurely sitting on two seats. If I was any more adventurous, I would have gone and sat on his lap. But that would have been really awkward.

Do you know what else is unnecessary tho? On purpose accidental showcasing of undergarments.

Ok like seriously... is there a need to show your bra off to every single horny, never getting laid, desperate marketing boy and girl that's sitting behind you? Even tho it's quite the purple CK bra... I don't think wearing such a low cut dress to uni is entirely necessary.

Unless of course, it's like I assumed, you bought one that's like 3 sizes larger so it'd hang off your back in a oh so sexy manner. I was so excited... I left to go home.

Dear Random Trendy Boy that walked onto my bus:

How enchanting you would have been,
If you pocket wasn't hanging out of your jeans.

Like a shrivelled-
Oyster.

Much -heart- and lols
x. JANICE

Just like everything, this entry is pretty unnecessary, I just felt like whinging a little and taking stalkery photos.

Even my kitty has an opinion to all this.

"FACEPALM"

Needless to say, to facepalm while sleeping, takes a considerable amount of skill.

:)